Feb 21 2008
Moody’s (No, Not that Moody’s) Downgrades MBIA
Hey everyone! It’s me, Melissa Moody…not that other Moody’s you have been reading about. Actually that’s why I’m here I’m just so sick and tired of that other Moody! Their ratings stink, and they don’t know nearly as much as I do about debt, it’s true, I’m maxed out on 4 out of 7 credit cards I know I have a problem but I just can’t stop,ha ha. I can do a better job than Moody’s and that is what I’m gonna do! And let’s face it, their old ratings were too complicated. I mean Aa3, Baa1, Caa2, B1 who knows what that means? My ratings will be simple:
- BFFAE (Best Friends Forever and Ever)
- BFF
- FFLAF (Best Friends For Like Almost Forever)
- BFFBAS (Best Friends Forever But Also a Slut)
- FFBIHH (Best Friends Forever But I Hate Her)
- Whore
You must be blown away but I am ready to blow you even more than that — let’s get on with it already!
Please feel free to click on through to read the rest of Ms. Moody’s thorough ratings analysis of MBIA — well worth the read, as is most of the entertaining content at Long or Short Capital LLC, the funniest blog around for those following what we do.
